Whatever works

Newcomer: "My conscience finally brought me to the Program."

Old-Timer: "How so?"

Newcomer: "I kept seeing this eyeball staring at me from the bottom of my glass! I'm sure it was my conscience."

Old-timer: " Probably an olive. But never mind – whatever works!"

Ed F.

God grant me the Laughter

Hazelden Educational Materials, Center City, MI, 1989